My Secret Shame
Pogs. I almost named this tumblr after them.
I think I had the most in my middle school, but never enough to make me an acceptable level of popularity.
God, remember how into ying yangs everyone used to be.
Good times.

Pogs. I almost named this tumblr after them.

I think I had the most in my middle school, but never enough to make me an acceptable level of popularity.

God, remember how into ying yangs everyone used to be.

Good times.

WTF is probably my favorite podcast right now. Marc Maron is like they dad I never had. At least much better than the one I got. Actually he’s just as narcissistic, over-bearing, and asshole-ish as my real dad but I imagine if my dad went into comedy instead of textile sales and had a talent for it and was less of a bitter bitter prick and had gone through some sort of life crisis/ rebirth (maybe rehab, maybe a few failed marriages, I’m not sure) he’d be a little bit like Marc.

But then I probably would never be born or would hate him for different reasons.

WTF is probably my favorite podcast right now. Marc Maron is like they dad I never had. At least much better than the one I got. Actually he’s just as narcissistic, over-bearing, and asshole-ish as my real dad but I imagine if my dad went into comedy instead of textile sales and had a talent for it and was less of a bitter bitter prick and had gone through some sort of life crisis/ rebirth (maybe rehab, maybe a few failed marriages, I’m not sure) he’d be a little bit like Marc.

But then I probably would never be born or would hate him for different reasons.

Public Secret: I am really old inside. Not like pre-twitter old but really old. I love 1800’s sci-fi and adventure literature but think steam punk is too flashy old. I wish these guys still had a t.v. show. They make me happy.

Also: These guys had Steve Martin write for them when he was still funny in real life and not just in books.

Does this validate me yet?

Why did this make me feel so much better?

This isn’t as bad as it looks

This isn’t as bad as it looks